I'm Abiola and this is The Passionista Playbook, a blog about living your most passionate life. This is also the home of my web TV talk show "Kiss & Tell TV" where I've been keeping it scandalous since 08.
Here's where to find Love, Sex and Dating Advice; Food, Parties and Recipes; and Fun Adventures. I'm an MTV "Made" Teen Dating Empowerment Coach, author of the future bestseller "The Official Bombshell Handbook" and a lifestyle columnist for sites from gURL.com to Yahoo Shine. As seen from Essence Magazine to The New York Times; From MTV to HBO.
Heads up, rockstars!! If you know millionaires looking to be matched by Patti, #MillionaireMatchmaker is casting: http://t.co/C7CCVH6R8:57 PM - 27 January 2012
@JonathanValdez Puh-lease. Don't even pretend to be blushing over there!! lol8:56 PM - 27 January 2012
Video about the Rielle Hunter John Edwards sex scandal and the biggest PR fail of the year– Rielle Hunter’s GQ Magazine Photos Shoot. Read more about the Rielle GQ Sex Spread.
Kiss and Tell Live Revue, free erotica and comedy at Madame X on Tuesday, March 16, 94 West Houston Street, 7-10pm featuring FSL Cosmetics Lip Gloss Bar; videos and photos below.
Today’s Kiss and Tell Report.
Last month we were all ready to titillate, tempt, scandalize and inspire at my monthly New York City storytelling soiree, Abiola’s Kiss and Tell Live Revue at Madame X when we were sadly snowed out.
No worries because -take 2- the complete line-up for the Kiss and Tell reading and performance series hits the stage tomorrow night with erotica, comedy, sex stories, songs and even hot poetry at Madame X, free, fun and funky.
We will honor the original Mama Cheetah, author Deborah Gregory. Deborah Gregory is the creator and author of hit Disney sensation The Cheetah Girls and her new book is named CATWALK.
Ashley Madison, Dating Service for Cheaters, blue commercials banned from Oscars, video below.
Ashley Madison, the dating service for cheaters has a new twist on its tabloid commercial. To be honest with you, civil libertarian that I am, although I find the agency personally repugnant, I would fight for their right to exist. Their motto is “life is short, have an affair.” Yep.
Anyway, I personally found theMaury Povitch like commercial (below) offensive because, let’s face it as a chocolate woman I am so over seeing chocolate women depicted in cartoonish ways everywhere from African American television to commercials like this one. However, this commercial is about cheating, not race, and the intention was to parody people we’ve all seen on shows like Cheaters who appear to be parodying themselves.
My main wish is that adults would stop fooling themselves into one size fits all marriages and put Ashley Madison out of business. That’s not happening any time soon so Noel Biderman, founder of Ashley Madison will continue to rake in the cash. His last great PR stunt was to offer Tiger Woods $10 Million to come on board as a spokesperson for Ashley Madison. Hilarious, actually.
Now Ashley Madison has painted the women in their ad blue as an Avatar parody but ABC has banned the ad from the Oscars. Oh, come on ABC, really? Yes, the ad is stupid and the company is offensive and ruins lives. We can say that about millions of companies in the fattest country in the world. Like potato chips and pizza. Loosen up, ABC, it’s the Oscars, not a religious ceremony.
Watch the Ashley Madison commercial and judge for yourself.
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How to Get Your Man To Wear A Condom, video below.
So your man refuses to wear a condom, huh? Ever heard of no glove, no love? Safe sex is an important initiative here on The Passionista Playbook. Watch the video below for tips onHow to Get Your Man to Wear a Condom and once you’ve got that mastered, watch my How To Put On A Condom Properly demo video.
One day I aspire to be so freaking ridiculously pseudo-fabulous that I take random credit for things like inventing the internet a la Al Gore and try to trademark words and phrases that everyone was already using like Donald Trump (You’re fired) and Paris Hilton (That’s hot).
As I was on my way to file ownership of the word “picky” I found this super-cutie pie and hilarious Picky-Inspired Parody funny woman @whymelawd introduced to me on Twitter by my buddy @iluvblackwomen. I’d like do a Gore to take pseudo credit for this adorable video but obvs this goddess is her own rockin’ woman. Check her out!
Inside the Mind of a (Picky) Single Girl
Update: Silly women– trying to be as selective as men when it comes to finding love…. Haven’t you seen the numbers?? You don’t deserve to be ‘just not into’ anyone. Take what you can get!! lol